Mobile 'Hose' and a One Night Stand?

What do a mobile hose service and a one night stand have in common?
Oh, i cannot even express the utter pain of humor i have felt this week. Although seemingly sexual both are fairly innocent. It all began prior to the eve of October 31. I had an extreme idea drought for the costume i was to fashion on halloween. Seeing as I myself was hosting the party lacking a costume was not an option. Needing prompt aid, i turned to my sister. Thankfully my family is never at a loss for a creative edge, by the time i had left her apartment I was fired up and ready to go. It was true, I had found a scathingly brilliant costume idea, no thanks to my own strength. I worked on my costume for slightly more then 1.5 hours and by the night of the party it was primed and ready to go! Feeling all too confident, I walked the floor like it was my own private catwalk, and puting the song into full affect (or is it effect??) I shook my little tush on the catwalk, ya the catwalk, uh huh the catwalk... Once you become a parent you have a deep sense of pride for your child, this is how i felt about my costume, it was something I had created, it was piece of me, the single most important thing that evening-
so what on earth could give me so much joy and fulfillment? I, yes I coral scott, had for once in my life become a one night stand! lol....mhmmmm thats right! From the cardboard box and a lamp shade to an alarm clock and glass of water! I was outfitted from head to toe as a one night stand.

So why the 'mobile hose'? Steve and I decided to go for breakfast the other day, after I put the meals damages on the visa, we headed out...as we were leaving the eating establishment I noticed a particularly odd truck which read 'Mobile Hose Service' To some this may have gone unnoticed, however, this is Coral we're talking about and at 10am and I had not yet had a good dose of morning chuckle...evidently the slightly risque humor was lost on Steve... needless to say I related the next scantily clad female I saw to the mobile "hoes" service truck I had seen earlier, I wasnt aware it was legal to post advertisements for that type of business on cube vans!